On Wednesdays I present “Bad or Brilliant Business Ideas” you be the judge ! You can support the visions you think have some cute feet and solid ground! Something you want to see more of in the world!
This week I bring you “Fruit Doodler” a service in which I come to your home and doodle on your fruit. It is shocking that people are not shoving money in my pockets for this already!! Who doesn’t love a banana with a message. Live far away? Shipping is available? Don’t send an ordinary fruit basket when you can send someone a unique piece of art, poetry and sustenance!
Did you know I offer this VIP service. Professional Master Fruit Doodler with over 40 years experience will custom doodle all over your fruit bowl. Impress your friends, flaunt your individuality, eat more fruit experience art and poetry every week! EDHOSE Bad Business Idea of the week. Or…maybe… this is a good one?! Cast your vote by Venmo $5 to ED-HOSE for your chance to win a week of fruit doodles. Offer your feedback, Be the change!
At the end of the year I will invest more time into the business idea with the most support and bring it to fruition ! Fun right! It’s a choose your own adventure for the businesses you didn’t know you definetly need! Early voters will also be included in the business development and recieve special offers. Special Offers!! Why would you even try to resist!
Alternative name for this company “Orange you glad to see me” but that’s a real mouthful.
I have drawn the conclusion that Fruit Doodles could really make people happy! If of course the ink doesn’t leach into the food and cause poisoning and people don’t have to watch decaying portraits of people they love withering before them in the form of an old pear. Other than that, what could go wrong!
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