My algorithm knows me better than anyone.

I dont want to take anything away from my true human friends , who love me so well and have hung in here all this time. They are special magical souls but …no one really “gets me” the way my algorithm gets me. 

I’m not saying it shows me what I want to see. But it is definitely my snarky best friend showing me shit we can make fun of.  This is a little sampling of  the wonderment that makes me smile. Big brother knows damn well I’m not gonna where an actual net as a skirt over my pants, if they have cameras in the woods they have seen me get stuck in enough woven hammocks to know this tripping hazard would “ knot” end  well for anyone. 

This denim over skirt does provide an opportunity for some interesting musings on sexiness.  I have long been a fan of the fishnet sticking or sexy meat socks as I like to call them.  What does it mean that a man finds them attractive. Is it about catching a woman? Entangling her in a net? Reeling her in? Is this an innate desire? To catch and release or to carry? Are men attracted to the net because it reminds them of basketball? Of scoring a goal or going over it. Do they like the thrill of not getting caught in it. I think about this too much, as evidence here… http://edhosedrawingconclusions.blogspot.com/2013/11/the-sex-appeal-of-meat-socks.html?m=0

Probably why the dangerous fishing gear apparel showed up in my feed to begin with but that does not explain this crystal burger purse. 

Ok. Ok I love this burger purse… but the internet is just laughing with me here. We are really LOL-in at this price tag. That burger bag is worth more than my car. 

Im not sure why these feet shoes come as a shock to me, but I really do want to wear them to the beach. 

Now this green frog booger is totally in my price range but I produce my own natural frog boogers so I’m gonna pass 

And then there’s ….. I’m 340 pounds. Im working on trying to lose it. I started trying to lose weight when I tipped the scales at 175 in college. So far it’s gone swimmingly. I have lost thousands of pounds and gained it back in a cycle that can only be compared to a riptide in a roulette roundabout, I mention this because the internet knows damn well how fat I am, and I have the ozampic ads to prove it. So why. Why does it show me these outfits. Picture it. Look at it..

Go ahead and picture what would happen 

If I , or anyone over precisely 98 pounds were go put on a backwards Dino thong? 

Is this how to build an OnlyFans? 

Or do I need to work on my feet pics? 

Here the internet is straight up Trollin me. 

Someone restrain me, can you imagine this ring with that burger purse 

Worn of course with these glitter fringe chaps . Just a casual outting! 

Maybe I could

Where my half assess shorts with my full assless chaps? 

And let us move into the denim panties portion of the programming? What in the moist chaffing hellscape is this nonsense? 

I mean , not to be judgmental, but I think this is the line. People ask “what’s the line you snowflake liberal ” well here it is, this yeast infection on standby is the line. Too far I say. 

I am all for creativity but some things do not need repurposing 

Dentures for instance. Unless it’s for puppets or making sculptures to freak out your friends .  

Now I’m never worn teddybear pants so I can’t say I know. But I think this should be illegal? 

I have drawn the conclusion that the internet can either rise you up or shut you down. It can be used for good or evil, this we know…but it can also be used as a cautionary tale for what not to wear. And in this way. I have learned a lot!