Me: “ you know ED, it’s really late, maybe we should go to bed so that we can rest weland be productive tomorrow, so much work to do, you don’t want to be poor forever do you?”
Myself: poor? no ... huh. Do you think that’s how porno got it’s name? Some dude was like. Hey , do this on camera and I’ll give you 100 bucks? And the girl was like “no way man” and he was like “ listen sweetheart, you wanna make it big or you want to be poor forever doll? And she was like poor? No!
And that’s how Porno got it’s name-o?
Me: Umm, pretty sure porno comes from that one time a guy spilled his Christmas party egg nog all over his quarterly report.
Myself:
Me: Now that was Pour Nog graphic!
Myself: Omg, what if instead of a pitcher people stored their eggnog in an old giraffe.
Me: Oh that would be Pour Nog Giraffic
Myself: soo. Bedtime?
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